It’s time for spam…

Yes, it’s that time of the month again, where I have nothing more interesting to do but scroll through the spam messages on my website and read each and everyone of them carefully. I love doing it because at best, I am told that I am so witty and clever and great and wonderful. And at worst, I get a good chuckle out of it.

Today, I am pleased to report that I have new fans.

One of them is “Natural arthritis”. I love him, because he thinks I should be famous. I am THAT GOOD.

I also got “????? ???” who sent me loads of messages. Unfortunately, I cannot understand any of them because they are in Japanese. I know what you think: if I have so much time in my hands to read spams, why can’t I translate them? Well, just because I am too lazy. Plus, I am pretty sure it will say that I am amazing and great, and that ???? ??? has never read better articles than mine. So no need to know the details, really…

The most complimentary of all is “Treatment for piles”. He said that my post was so good that it pressured him to check me out. Hemorrhoids… Pressure…. Treatment for piles has got a great sense of humor. I know you don’t believe me so I am attaching their comment below as proof. I did not make ANY of this up.

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Normally I don’t read post on blogs, but I would like to say that this write-up very pressured me to check out and do so! Your writing style has been amazed me. Thanks, very nice article.

Usually, with spams, it’s all lovey-dovey stuff. But today, sadly, some spams were a little unpleasant with me.

Well, I can’t say that “Currently trading for dummies” wasn’t nice. In fact, they said that they loved me. But given who they are, I find this fact a little worrying…

‘Dealing with anxiety” was not really mean either. But they clearly did not care about my writing. All they wanted to know was who does my web hosting, and what processor I use, etc… I think they really need to chillax.

As for “Daily nutritious tips”, I am going to ban them from my spams. They wrote a really mean comment, in a passive aggressive manner that annoyed me even more. So I will ignore all their tips and get my revenge by eating carbs and stuffing my face with chocolate. HA!! There you go “Daily nutritious tips”, IN YOUR FACE…

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